Yep.

So it was really busy at Russ' last night and around 7:30 while I'm cleaning a table I'm saying, "Surly it must be slowing down soon." and this lady in the next booth said " I'm sure it will dear. But don't call me Shirley".

Note: It has come to my attention that some people might think this story true. The only thing true about it is that is was busy at Russ'. The author is sorry for any inconvenience that this has caused you.